Future Bestsellers

 

Like it or not, ebooks are the trend of the future. I have two books already posted, The Girl, the Drugs, and the Man Who Could Not Drink (http://tinyurl.com/aqsxq89) is a novel of crime and recovery, and Writing About People, Places & Things (http://tinyurl.com/alg3nyy) explores exactly what its name implies. I strongly suggest anyone reading this blog buy several copies of my oeuvres, as they’ll make good stocking stuffers for many Christmases to come.

A challenge for online authors is to find an eye-grabbing title that screams, “Read me!”  And so writer friends and members of an informal group that meets monthly at my house rose to the task. Here are some ebook titles guaranteed to hit the bestsellers list.

The Porn Murders

Incest, All in the Family

Masters & Johnson, the Secret Files

Obama: The French Connection

How to Stop Paying Income Tax Forever and Run for President

Lose 20lbs in One Night While Watching TV

Eat Pork, Lose Weight

Companion volume: 30 sausage recipes that shed pounds

Fifty Shades of Mauve

Mary and the Mauser: An Illustrated Guide to Guns for Virgins

Brittney and Justin, A Love Story

Revealed at Last: The Secrets of the Rotarians

 

The Christian Gun Owners Guide:  Using Scripture to Pick the Right Weapon

The Illustrated Guide to Guns that Jesus Would Have Owned

God Wants You to Be Fat:  Biblically Sanctioned Obesity for Today’s Robust Believer

Jennifer Lawrence Wants to Talk Dirty With You and Other Secrets of Degenerate             Hollywood Stars Who Date Really Boring Ordinary Guys

Candy Kills Cancer!:  The Sweet Truth the Medical Industrial Complex Doesn’t Want You to Know

Aliens in My Soup:  How Extraterrestrials Have Infiltrated Our Food Supply

All Sex, All Violence

One Cheap Thrill after Another

Nasty Nasty Nasty

 Loose Women, Tight Prose

 

 I Came, I Saw, I Surrendered

The Velcrovian Revolution

The Daylily Peril

Too Big to Bully

The Coupon Redemption

 Poperazzi: The Decline of Religion and the Rise of the Pop Culture Pope

Tags:#Religion #Catholicism #GuiltandShame #Pedophilia #Hollywood #Masculinity #Homosexuality

 

Blowing It: An Oral History of the Presidency from Wooden Teeth to Bush

Tags: #Politics #Democracy #Sexuality #Erotica #Federalism #WorldAffairs

 

Adorable Kittens: 500 Pictures of Baby Cats

Tags: #Cats #Kittens #Sexuality #Erotica #Pedophilia 

 

How to Make $10 Million a Year Watching TV

Tags: #Scams #Lies #Gullibility #Sloth #Lazy

 

10 Steps to a Perfect Life

Tags:  #Scams #Lies #Gullibility #Sloth #Lazy

 

Love the One You Are: How to Stop Worrying and Realize You're Already Perfect

Tags: #Scams #Lies #Gullibility #Sloth #Lazy

 

Zombies, The Musical: Behind the Scenes of the Greatest Broadway Show That Never Was

Tags:  #Zombies #Broadway #Musicals #Fiction #NonFiction 

 

How to Write Bestselling Ebooks

Tags:  #Writing #Publishing #Scams #Sloth #Laziness

 

Hacking Viagra: Four Hour Erections Are Only the Beginning

Tags: #Religion #Spirituality #Tantra #Priapism 

 

The Beginners Guide to Cheating on Your Spouse

Tags:  #Marriage #Religion #Selfish #Narcissism

 

Breaking the Bank: An Insiders Guide to Beating the Big Casinos

Tags:  #Scam #Lies #IllegalActivity #Stupidity

 

Kill or Be Killed: The NRAs Guide to Daily Living

Tags:  #Guns #Constitution #Freedom #Killing #Death